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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.