Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.