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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
All the best people are crazy.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।