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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.