Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.