Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।