Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.