Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad