Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.