Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.