Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Our craziness made us best friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.