Funny Quotes / Friends

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.