Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.