Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.