Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.