Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends are our chosen family.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

All the best people are crazy.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A true friend stabs you in the front.