Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

All the best people are crazy.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.