Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.