Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.