Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.