Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.