Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.