Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.