Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends are our chosen family.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.