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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.