Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

All the best people are crazy.