Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.