Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.