Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।