Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.