Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.