Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.