Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.