Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

All the best people are crazy.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।