Funny Quotes / Friends

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is the key to everything

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.