Funny Quotes / Friends

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is the key to everything

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

All the best people are crazy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.