Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends are our chosen family.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

All the best people are crazy.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is the key to everything

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.