Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.