Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are our chosen family.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।