Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.