Funny Quotes / Friends

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.