Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.