Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.