Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

All the best people are crazy.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.