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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.