Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

A true friend stabs you in the front.