Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends are our chosen family.