Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.