Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is being equally annoying.