Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.